lilyfanciesprongs:

dardeile:

zombres:

chinesesleepchant:

jesseseisenberg:

#pattinson #stop it #one day i’ll actually have to say i like you #and someone will think it’s because of twilight #quick #do something good so i have a well-known excuse

#there is a whole army of secret rpattz fans who hate everything he does professionally but loves everything he says outside of his actual work

#i am one of them #he hates his life so much but he hates twilight more 

 #I just hate your career choices RPattz#but you #are #fucking #hilarious 

#look at your life rob #look at your choices

porcelain-horse-horselain:

princess-bubblescum:

thegoddamazon:

dragonsplash:

blaze-ferrari:

Evolution Simplified

This photoset should be required reading for every citizen.

FINALLY

I had to explain this in philosophy yesterday. to fellow adults.

It is so shocking when grown adults (from some super sheltered midwestern suburb usually) are like “uhmmm monkeys and humans barely even look alike, and like… evolution? i mean, we aren’t pokemon, duh!”

I just don’t even know how to respond to such fuckery.

This post is a good resource, but I honestly think people like that usually don’t WANT to learn. They turn away and go “NO CUZ THE EARTH IS ONLY 6000 YEARS OLD!!!”

benedictedcumberbabeof221:

mighty-thor-of-assgard:

danniauttumns:

ser-merlin-of-valyria:

tumblr has fallen

david karp is dead

yahoo is coming

your second sentence only has 5 syllables. Haiku fail. Though… they all do have 5, poem pass, haiku fail.

it wasn’t a haiku, it was a harry potter reference:

“the ministry has fallen

scrimgeour is dead

they are coming.”

gallifreyburning:

doctor who meme: eight quotes[8/8]

#DO YOU EVER STOP TO THINK ABOUT THIS DECISION #THE WAY THE DOCTOR NEVER EVER DID #THE WAY HE SPENT WE’LL NEVER KNOW HOW LONG #DRIFTING IN THE VORTEX #DOING ABSOLUTELY NOTHING BUT TRYING TO FIND A WAY TO SAY GOODBYE TO THE WOMAN HE LOVES #AND HOW WHEN IT CAME TO HIM #THIS ONE TINY NOT GOOD ENOUGH BUT IT’S ALL HE’S GOT LOOPHOLE HE CAN CLAW HIS WAY INTO #TO GET A GLIMPSE #TO SAY GOODBYE #THE FACT THAT HE WOULD HAVE TO TAKE A SUN #A WHOLE ENTIRE SUN #PLUCK IT OUT OF THE UNIVERSE TO BURN UNTIL THERE WAS NOTHING LEFT #THAT #I THINK #IS A THING THAT WOULD NORMALLY BOTHER HIM #BUT SHE WAS CRYING WHEN HE LAST SAW HER #THEY WERE SCREAMING #AND IT WILL ALWAYS BE TOO SOON #BUT HE CAN GIVE HER THIS #HE CAN ALLOW HIMSELF THIS #SO HE BURNS THAT FUCKER TO A CINDER #AND DOESNT THINK TWICE (via)

shutupmerlin:

My grandmother grew up in this tiny village in Barbados, and she was the only kid in the village to have a cricket bat. She used to play with all the boys, but then they started stealing the bat every time she bought it out of the house and saying that she couldn’t play because girls shouldn’t play sport. So one day she invited them to come play cricket, then set fire to the bat and made them watch it burn, so none of them could play cricket anymore. She was 11.   

kahtiihma:

the fuckING PENCIL SHARPENER ONE 

BRILLIANT THANK YOU

destiel-in-the-tardis:

 #of course david tennant would get the most suggestive line in the whole movie #of course he would

timeyspaceymadman:

alexandriaknight:

schizophrenicrainbowgirl:

Oh My Gosh, finally I did it! Perfect! *.*

That’s awesome!